There are a lot of people who believe that shape-shifting aliens control the world. Supposedly the Reptilians are reptile-like humanoids that have infiltrated the top levels of governments and corporations around the world and use their power and influence to wreak havoc. They are responsible for hurricanes and tsunamis and they masterminded 9/11. And you are an idiot if you think that they have any influence on Earth. I’m not trying to be mean, but I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you. You are a fucking idiot if you think that lizard people from space are a global threat. There’s no way that Reptilians rule the planet. The Illuminati keep the Reptilians under control and confined to New Jersey.
Critically Rated at 7/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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