There are very few things more sad and depressing than an aging porn star. I used to think that Jenna Jameson was sexy, beautiful, and stunning. Now she’s haggard and decrepit beyond description. She just has too many miles on her cooter and that’s not really attractive. It’s kind of boner-killing in fact. Nothing makes you more flaccid than an aging porn star. It’s not good porn if you can’t get hard. An aging porn star makes you think about your own mortality, and that’s not a good thing when you’re just trying to get off. The porn industry is a business that you should only be in for a few years. And I’m saying this as a career server. You should retire from the game when you start approaching your forties. Nobody wants to see flaps and folds and wrinkles in your nether regions.
Critically Rated at 5/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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