Getting Citric Acid in Your Cut

One of the worst things about bartending is when you get citric acid in your cut. Most of the time it’s a cut that you didn’t even know that you had. Even the slightest drop of lemon or lime juice is enough to make you cringe. It’s painful enough getting a bullshit minuscule cut, but citric acid makes it ten times worse. Those fuckers from Jackass were willing to give each other self-inflicted paper cuts, but they drew the line at lemon juice. I wouldn’t wish getting citric acid in a cut upon my worst enemy. It’s something that no person should have to endure. There should be a charity to prevent it from happening. I know that I would donate a few bucks to such a worthy cause.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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