You’re walking along on a hot day and feel a breeze on your face. It feels good until you notice that you can feel the breeze downstairs too. Your fly is open and you’ve just realized it now. Awesome. You wonder how many people saw. You wonder what they saw. And you also wonder why nobody said anything. Surely one Good Samaritan could have whispered “XYZ” as he passed by you. You feel like a fool when you find out your fly is down. It’s like walking around with something in your teeth, but even worse because it potentially involves your genitals. Always check that your fly is up. Nobody deserves to be arrested for indecent exposure because of a faulty zipper.
Critically Rated at 8/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young