The other day I saw a chubby girl walking down the street with her mom. She looked like she was about 8 or 9 years old and she was wearing a blue shirt. I didn’t think much of it until they got closer and I realized that she was wearing a Cookie Monster T-shirt. That probably wasn’t a good wardrobe choice for a chubster. A fat girl in a Cookie Monster shirt is kind of sad. I blame her parents for getting her fat and getting her that shirt. I bet they got it for her birthday.
Her Mom: “What should we get for Kelly’s birthday?”
Her Dad: “I don’t know. She likes cookies.”
Her Mom: “Perfect, let’s get her some cookies and a Cookie Monster shirt.”
Her Dad: “Great idea, honey.”
Everyone Else: “I think she’s a cookie monster.”
If you wonder why the rest of the world hates Americans, it probably has something to do with fat kids wearing T-shirts that celebrate their obesity.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young