A Fat Girl in a Cookie Monster Shirt

The other day I saw a chubby girl walking down the street with her mom. She looked like she was about 8 or 9 years old and she was wearing a blue shirt. I didn’t think much of it until they got closer and I realized that she was wearing a Cookie Monster T-shirt. That probably wasn’t a good wardrobe choice for a chubster. A fat girl in a Cookie Monster shirt is kind of sad. I blame her parents for getting her fat and getting her that shirt. I bet they got it for her birthday.

Her Mom: “What should we get for Kelly’s birthday?”

Her Dad: “I don’t know. She likes cookies.”

Her Mom: “Perfect, let’s get her some cookies and a Cookie Monster shirt.”

Her Dad: “Great idea, honey.”

Everyone Else: “I think she’s a cookie monster.”

If you wonder why the rest of the world hates Americans, it probably has something to do with fat kids wearing T-shirts that celebrate their obesity.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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