You get out of the shower or the pool and it’s time to dry off. You reach for a towel and are dismayed when you find it’s still slightly wet. Fuck. A damp towel is damn near useless. You use towels to dry off. You associate them with feeling warm, dry, and comfortable. A damp towel might still absorb some moisture but it’s not going to cut it. And it feels weird on your skin, like your cousin putting a hand on your knee. It’s just not right.
Critically Rated at 5/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young