A Hole In Your Sock

Few things make you look like a hobo more than having your big toe sticking out of a hole in your sock. Rocking a hole in your sock makes you seem like you’ve given up all hope on life. It makes it seem like you don’t give a fuck about anything anymore. It’s a fucking sock with a fucking hole. Throw that shit away. You should have a whole drawer full of adequate replacements. Even if you don’t, you can get a six-pack of socks for less than a six-pack of beer (it depends on the quality of the socks and beer). I know you have some sentimental attachment to your precious sock, that you feel you earned that hole, but you gotta know when to let things go.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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