Muttering Under Your Breath

Muttering under your breath is a great way to insult someone without getting in trouble. It’s a great option for kids who want to talk back to their parents without getting grounded or for telling your boss off without losing your job. Once you master muttering under your breath, you can get the last word in any argument, thereby winning the argument.

            The most important thing about muttering under your breath is to make sure that you’re loud enough so that the people around you can hear what you said and realize how clever you are, but you can’t be too loud or the guy you’re insulting will punch you in the mouth. It’s a fine line. Experiment with your muttering and what you mutter until you find what works for you. Practice makes perfect.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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