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Tuesdays

Tuesdays are lame cesspool days. You are still pretty early into the workweek, and you still have a long time until the weekend. Most people don’t plan parties or get-togethers on Tuesday nights. No one wants to hang out. There are very few good things about Tuesdays, but Mardi Gras, Taco Tuesday and Two-for-Tuesday deals are pretty amazing. For some stupid reason US citizens can only vote on a Tuesday. It might be tradition, but I hate Tuesdays and that’s why I don’t vote (plus it’s a hollow privilege).

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Mondays

Mondays suck. They are like the first day of school, but it happens every week. You can’t avoid them. I’ve tried going from Sunday to Tuesday a few times, and it only worked once, and it involved a shit ton of Nyquil. Monday is the start of the average workweek, and there is nothing worse than going to work Monday morning and thinking that Friday might never come.

Mondays are big in pop culture. Garfield hates Mondays. Office Space has that annoying reoccurring line, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.” The Mamas & the Papas had that song “Monday, Monday.” Basically everyone hates Mondays. The only good things it has going for it are some decent network shows and Monday Night Football. And whenever you feel glum on Tuesday, you can at least be happy it isn’t Monday.

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