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First Aid Kit

If you are as accident-prone as I am, then you should probably have a first aid kit somewhere in your house. A first aid kit is a collection of medical supplies like gauze pads, Band-Aids, antiseptic sprays/wipes, tweezers, aspirin, space blankets… basically everything you need to keep you alive until you get to the hospital. If you don’t have one, you should go get one. Right now. This review can wait. You don’t want to be caught unprepared and there are a billion ways that you could get hurt at any given time. A first aid kit will at least give you a fighting chance to survive in this fucked up world. People get hurt and injured all the time, and a first aid kit could be the difference between life and death. Plus you can always raid it if you’re desperate for a Halloween costume.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Splinters

Splinters are small foreign objects that penetrate and get embedded under your skin. They cause irritation and can lead to infection. You can get metal, plastic, and fiberglass splinters, but most of the time you get a splinter from something wooden, like an old dock or a pair of cheap chopsticks. Most people use tweezers to remove the splinter. They aren’t just for plucking your unibrow. Splinters suck, the lone exception being Splinter from the Ninja Turtles.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Eyebrows

Eyebrows are weird. Most of the time you don’t notice them. Unless they are retarded looking, you generally won’t notice them. It is a weird evolutionary feature. Fuzzy strips of fur above your eyes. Why not? Some girls pluck their brows so much that they actually need to draw them on. Whoopie Goldberg and the Mona Lisa  both don’t have eyebrows. It’s kind of creepy. Some people only have one eyebrow. The unibrow is the ultimate eyebrow. Evidently some people have never heard or, or simply don’t believe in tweezers. To each their own.

Critically Rated at 5/17

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