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Honking in Tunnels

Americans like cars. Americans like driving cars. And when Americans drive cars through tunnels, they like to honk. They like to honk repeatedly. Maybe they like the sound as it echoes. Maybe they only honk cause their daddy used to honk and they have daddy issues. Maybe they honk because they are celebrating to acknowledge human engineering achievements. Maybe they honk because they are assholes. But there is no doubt that Americans like to honk in tunnels. It’s a national pastime, like taking steroids and playing baseball.

Critically Rated at 10/17

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