Over the history of mankind, there are a few inventions that stand out: the wheel, the light bulb, the personal computer… none are as important as the Five Second Rule. If you drop something on the floor and recover it within five seconds, no harm no foul. Germs, bacteria and other contaminates can’t do any damage if you’re fast enough. Scientists still have no idea why. Even Bill Nye is stumped. The best part about the Five Second Rule is that if you aren’t fast enough, you can always resort to the Ten Second Rule. There are starving kids in China, you shouldn’t waste anything.
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