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Toothpicks

A quick visit to Wikipedia told me that toothpicks are the oldest known dental instrument, and predate the arrival of early modern humans, and were even used by Neanderthals. Knowledge is power, arm yourself with that. A lot of people like to chew on toothpicks. Even when they don’t have anything stuck between their teeth. It’s kind of weird to constantly have a toothpick in your mouth. You don’t see people sucking on toothbrushes all day long. The best toothpicks are the ones with a little cube of cheese on it.

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