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7-Select Peppered Beef Jerky

7-Select is 7-Eleven’s store brand name and they make a bunch of different products, beef jerky being one of them. 7-Select Peppered Beef Jerky is comparable to Oberto or Jack Link’s. It doesn’t taste as good, but it’s cheaper and being cheap saves you money. It’s not a bad jerky. I’ve had worse and I’ve had better, but it’s still satisfactory. It’s not dry or crumbly and it’s not juicy and moist. It’s pretty average and that’s all you expect from a store brand. It’s cheap and edible and gets the job done. It’s only $4.99 for 3-ounce bag, which is a pretty decent deal. You save a few bucks and you can use that money to get a Slurpee, some candy, or a couple of lotto tickets. And if you win the lotto, you don’t have to buy 7-Select products anymore.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Kirkland Signature

Kirkland Signature is Costco’s store brand. They make everything from batteries to cheese to socks. They even have craft beer now too. I imagine that the Kirkland Signature factory is like Willy Wonka’s but with less candy and more business-minded Oompa-Loompas. How else could they make such diverse products with that much quality? Only with magical slaves like Oompa-Loompas or possibly House-elves.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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