If you’re hungry and aren’t sure what to eat, you can’t go wrong with a sammich. A sammich is similar to a sandwich, only far more delicious. Anyone can make a sandwich: you just slap some shit between two slices of bread and call it a day. But a sammich takes more time, both in making it and in eating it. You get a sandwich from Subway; you get a sammich from the deli. A PB&J is a sandwich. A BLT is a sammich. A sammich is a sandwich that you are proud of. A sammich is a sandwich that other people are jealous of. It’s something that they might try to steal. A sammich is a precious commodity, especially around lunchtime. I could go for a sammich right about now.
Critically Rated at 17/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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