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Zoomies

You know when a dog gets super excited and starts zipping around all crazily? Those are the zoomies. It’s one of the best things dogs do (it’s hard to top unconditional love for their masters though). My dog gets the zoomies when we let him off leash at the park or beach and usually whenever me or my girlfriend comes home from a long day at work.

I always knew about the zoomies but I didn’t know there was a term for it until I discovered the subreddit dedicated to them on Reddit. You better believe I wasted a whole afternoon glued to my phone after that discovery. Life doesn’t get much better that watching hyper dogs running around excitedly. Happy dogs make happy people.

Dogs weren’t meant to stay cooped up all day. They need space to run and play and let out all their energy. They need the zoomies. Don’t deny them that. And make sure you record them so you can upload them to the internet and share them with the world. We all deserve to enjoy the zoomies.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Fighting Crime with a Sore Ankle

Fighting crime is not easy. Just ask Batman or any cop and they will tell you the same. Fighting crime with a sore ankle is one of the hardest things you can do. A crime fighter must be able to run, jump, pivot, and kick at a moment’s notice, and that becomes hard to do if your ankle isn’t 100%. If you’ve ever sprained or twisted your ankle, you know how much it hurts. Imagine fighting crime with that kind of pain. I’m pretty sure that the criminals would get away. Technically, I’ve never actually fought crime personally, but I rolled my ankle a few weeks ago so I know how it is.

Critically Rated at 8/17

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