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Q-Tips

Ear wax is gross and it has gotta go. That’s when you need a Q-Tip. I know that doctors and professionals say that you aren’t supposed to use Q-Tips to clean your ears anymore. That’s why I don’t go to the doctor. Q-Tips are the best way to get rid or earwax, and I like sticking things in my ear. It’s comforting. I think its mindboggling how much goop my ears can produce from listening to customers’ bullshit all day.

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