I have a bit of a sweet tooth, so I’ve had my fair share of popsicles in my day. I’ve probably had over a thousand in my lifetime. And I swear there are only twelve popsicle stick jokes on them. Popsicle stick jokes are the cheesiest, corniest jokes, the kind of bullshit that your least favorite grandpa says like, “When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.” Fuck you, it’s still a door. “What kind of room has no doors? A mushroom.” A mushroom is not a room, it’s a fungus, you piece of shit.
Instead of lame jokes, what if they gave you life advice and lotto numbers like fortune cookies?
Critically Rated at 7/17
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