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Sweet Chili Wonderful Pastachios

Sweet Chili Wonderful Pistachios are a brand of sweet-chili flavored pistachios. Dez are good nutz. Put dem in yo mouth and suck on dat. Sorry, I don’t know where that came from. Dez nutz just get me excited I guess. They are slightly above mild and slightly below medium on the hotness scale. I can eat about four or five of them until I start sweating a little bit. Wonderful brand pistachios are crunchy and consistent, with only occasional burnt or misshapen pistachios finding their way into the bag. The spice flavor on the shells might leave a little residue on your fingertips, but it’s nothing compared to the damage a Dorito does. It’s salty, it’s spicy, and it goes well with a beer. Give Sweet Chili Wonderful Pistachios a try.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Energy Club Salted Pistachios

People like to eat nuts. Peanuts, walnuts, and cashews seem to be the most in demand, but very few people can resist a good pistachio. Energy Club Salted Pistachios are Roasted & Salted to Perfection, and my taste buds will agree to that statement. Most brands of pistachios have a ratio of one unopenable nut per ten openable nuts. Energy Club has a ratio of one defective pistachio per twenty-five regular ‘stachios. I don’t have the numbers to back it up, but it seems like Energy Club gives you more accessible pistachios than the competition. And pistachios are expensive these days so you want to make sure you get your money’s worth. They are all natural and the ingredients are simply pistachio nuts, dry roasted with salt added. The package also carries a warning” “Contains Pistachios.” I certainly hope it does, otherwise what the fuck am I paying for?

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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