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Kirkland Signature

Kirkland Signature is Costco’s store brand. They make everything from batteries to cheese to socks. They even have craft beer now too. I imagine that the Kirkland Signature factory is like Willy Wonka’s but with less candy and more business-minded Oompa-Loompas. How else could they make such diverse products with that much quality? Only with magical slaves like Oompa-Loompas or possibly House-elves.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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