I’m not a nudist but sometimes I pretend to be. If my roommates are gone and I’m home alone, I’ll walk from my bedroom to the bathroom and back again while completely in the buff. It’s easier and more fun than putting on pants. Walking around naked just because you can is a liberating feeling. You deserve to be comfortable and clothes are so restricting. Just avoid walking by open windows and going outside to get the mail. Nobody wants to see your flaccid wiener. And it’s creepy if they do. Nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, but a flaccid wiener is. It’s not that impressive. I’m a grower, not a shower. Don’t judge me.
Critically Rated at 15/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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