Snapple is made from the best stuff on earth. Lies. It’s not terrible, but eating grass isn’t terrible either. That’s not fair, Snapple is a little bit better than eating grass. Snapple is known for its tea. Fruit punch is not tea. Why they would try and tread on Kool-Aid’s territory is a mystery to me. If you make tea, you shouldn’t make fruit punch. It’s not even a real flavor. It doesn’t even have caffeine. There is no reason to drink this. I would rather hold Skittles in my mouth, build up my saliva, wait a few minutes and swallow that liquid travesty than pay money for a mediocre fruit punch beverage.
Critically Rated at 4/17