Lincoln Logs are either a classic children’s toy or the fecal remains of our sixteenth president. Most of the time, it refers to the classic toy. A Lincoln Log is a small piece of wood with a notch. The logs are notched so that another log can be placed on it at a ninety-degree angle. They link together so that you can make small-scale frontier forts and cabins. They were invented by John Lloyd Wright, the son of Frank Lloyd Wright (the internationally renowned and respected architect). Frank Lloyd Wright designed amazing, unique, and exciting buildings. John Lloyd Wright made a crappy toy that you threw away as soon as you discovered Legos. Frank might have been a little disappointed in his son’s career choice. They are both dead now so it doesn’t matter anymore. Lincoln Logs are a mediocre toy at best.
Critically Rated at 10/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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