Identical twins are nature’s clones. It’s awesome that you have a sibling that looks just like you, that shares the same birthday as you, and it’s awesome that you get to grow up together and share every milestone. But I don’t understand why parents insist on dressing their little toddler twins in matching outfits. They already look alike, they are fucking identical. You should be trying to differentiate the two of them, not only so you can tell them apart, but also so they develop their own personalities. Twins in matching outfits don’t make sense. They strive to look as similar as possible, and then they get mad when you can’t tell them apart. You can’t have it both ways. Twins with rhyming names are the worst offenders. Fuck you Cindy and Mindy, I don’t even know you, but I know you exist, and you are trouble.
Critically Rated at 7/17