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Hickeys are bruises that are caused by kissing or sucking. Neck hickeys are the most common, but there are lots of other types of hickeys. Boob hickeys and thigh hickeys are some of the better ones. A hickey is a badge of honor when you’re a teenager, but they start to lose their appeal as you get older. You reach a certain point where you feel compelled to hide them with a turtleneck or a scarf, or you avoid neck sucking all together. And that’s a shame too, because sucking on a neck is always fun. Insert your own vampire joke here, I’m too lazy to think of a good one.

Critically Rated at 10/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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