People forget shit all the time, but only girls forget socks. I’m not trying to be sexist here; I’m simply stating the facts. And the facts say forgetting socks is a chick problem. It seems like almost every single day one of my female coworkers will come to work, start to change into their uniform, and realize that they forgot socks. One time I was in the breakroom and a girl came in bitching that she forgot her socks. Another girl gave her an extra pair of socks from her bag. I asked that girl why she had an extra pair of socks. She said it was in case she forgot to bring socks. Girls forget about socks so often that they plan on forgetting them. I’m glad that I don’t have to worry about forgetting socks. It’s only an issue when I’m packing for a trip. I typically won’t forget socks, but I’ll always forget something else important.
Critically Rated at 9/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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