Blue Ribbons are the official prize of both science fairs and county fairs. I think that’s a lame reward. Imagine that you worked really hard all fall, winter and spring, and now your pig is perfectly big and plump, and you won First Place for Best Pig. You earned First Place. And to commemorate your perfect pig you get a Blue Ribbon. Fuck that, if I win something, I demand a trophy. Keep your blue cloth to yourself and give me a 3 foot tall piece of fake gold plated plastic. Blue Ribbons are cheap, just look at PBR.
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