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False Advertising with Your Profile Picture

I’ve noticed that a lot of people use extremely old glamor shots of themselves as their profile picture and they don’t see anything wrong with it. But it’s false advertising. False advertising with your profile picture on Facebook is bad enough, but it ought to be a crime to use an outdated photo of yourself on a dating website. You don’t look like that anymore. You’re lying. You’re lying to yourself and you’re lying to whoever you’re trying to meet.  And the person that you meet will inevitably end up being disappointed. They might even tell you that you don’t look like your profile picture, and you will feel like shit. Spare yourself the grief and use an honest photo. In fact, you should use an ugly, unflattering picture of yourself. Then they will be pleasantly surprised when they meet you in person. Don’t trick people into wanting to meet you. Looks aren’t that important, but lying is always a deal breaker.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Nantucket Nectors Red Plum Juice Cocktail

I’ve had a lot of juice in my day. I’ve had all the normal juices like apple, orange, pineapple, grape, grapefruit, and cranberry. I’ve even had more obscure juices like cherry, peach, guava, and coconut. I’ve even had tomato juice (there might have been vodka in it). But I’ve never had plum juice. I’ve never even seen or heard of it until today. I’m not talking about prune juice, that shit is nasty. I’m talking about plum juice, specifically Red Plum from Nantucket Nectors. Nantucket Nectors makes gourmet juices, and this definitely qualifies as a gourmet juice. It tastes like a red plum, only less intense and watered down. It’s good if you like plums. According to the label, there is actually more pear juice in it than plum juice. I think that’s false advertising. Yeah, the pear juice is subtle so you can’t really taste it, but I still feel lied to. I wanted Red Plum Juice, not Pear Juice featuring Red Plum.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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