Faderade is the ideal beverage for when you have to combine day drinking with drinking in public. It’s a simple mixture of Gatorade and vodka served in an inconspicuous Gatorade bottle. You’ll look like every other thirsty dude on the street. The vodka will get you drunk and the Gatorade will help keep you hydrated. Plus it has electrolytes. Gatorade and vodka go together pretty well. You can hardly taste the vodka if you find the right balance. Just be careful because you can get fucked up pretty fast and be blacked out in no time. And for the next few days, you’ll get sick whenever you see the Gatorade flavor you made it with. It doesn’t matter which flavor you get, but I prefer the blue ones. Avoid the red ones because you’ll think that you’re dying when you start throwing up.
Critically Rated at 13/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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