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Calypso Ocean Blue Lemonade

Everyone’s had lemonade or pink lemonade at some point in their life. But not everyone has had blue lemonade. Not to brag or anything, but I have. More specifically, I had an Ocean Blue Lemonade from Calypso. I don’t know much about Calypso as a brand, but the label was kind enough to invite to me to enjoy the Taste of the Islands even though they are based out of Milwaukee. The Ocean Blue Lemonade is made from real sugar and it also contains real lemon bits. But it’s only 6% juice and it’s fucking blue, so it can’t be healthy for you. It will also turn your tongue blue, so you shouldn’t drink it if you want to be taken seriously. If you like lemonade, but wish it was more extreme, this is the drink for you.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Mountain Dew

Let me just call this an extreme soda and get that out of the way. Moving right along, Mountain Dew is a soda. I don’t know how to describe the flavor; it’s just Mountain Dew. It’s not a cola, root beer, lemon-lime, or cream soda… it’s very unique, they claim it is lemon-citrus flavored. All this time I thought lemon was a citrus. You either like the taste or hate it more than sand in your pants. The name comes from a slang term for moonshine. That’s why there’s a hillbilly on the retro bottles. It has caffeine, that’s always a plus. I wont even mention Mello Yello. Damn, ok, never mind.

Critically Rated at 14/17

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