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Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos

Taco Bell struck gold a few months ago when it launched their Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos. It was inevitable that there would be a sequel. And so now we have Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. Americans like to put ranch on everything and apparently that includes fake Mexican fast food. I don’t know why they couldn’t have followed it up with Salsa Verde or another flavor that makes sense, but whatever. I tried it because I’m extreme like that and I live on the edge. I liked it. It wasn’t as ranchy as I thought it would be and that’s a good thing. It tastes like a regular shitty Taco Bell taco but with hints of Cool Ranch. Try it out. There’s really no reason not to. The crazy thing about them is all that fake Cool Ranch/Nacho Cheese powder doesn’t add any calories. A regular taco and a Doritos Locos taco are both 78 calories and 113 calories if you go Supreme. That really is crazy. There’s no cure for cancer, there’s no solution to global warming… but we got tacos figured out. Good job, scientists.

Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Doritos Locos Tacos

People like tacos and people like Doritos. The bigwigs at Taco Bell realized this and decided to combine the two. Doritos Locos Tacos are Taco Supremes in a taco shell made out of Doritos Nacho Cheese flavored chips. It’s a pretty amazing concept, but it’s not the flavor revolution they were hoping for. It tastes like your typical shitty Taco Bell taco, but the shell is orange. You can hardly taste the Doritos shell. The only reason to try it is to tell people you tried it. I just hope that they don’t start making nachos with Doritos.

Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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