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An Onion Ring Hiding in Your Fries

It’s late at night and you’re in the mood to eat shitty food and so you go to Burger King or maybe Jack in the Box and hit up the drive-through. You order a regular value meal because you’re too cheap to upgrade. You pay, you get your food, and you get on your way. As you start scarfing down your burger, you grab a handful of fries to shove in your mouth, but something doesn’t feel right. You look down at your handful of fries and see a golden deep-fried object. It’s an onion ring hiding in your fries. It’s like a fast food prize for adults. You didn’t pay for that o-ring, but it’s there and you’re going to eat it because you’re only human and it’s delicious. You have to be thankful for the little things in life, and that’s one of the better little things.

Critically Rated at 15/17

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