June 9th is National 69 Day. It’s not an official holiday, I just pretend it is because American’s write out today’s date as 6/9. 6/9 is similar to 69. And 69 is an awesome number because of its relation to the sexual position. I won’t tell you about what a 69 entails, that’s a post for another day. I’ll just say that you haven’t lived if you don’t know what it is. You can also judge somebody’s maturity by how they respond to hearing someone say 69. If they laugh, they are immature. If they smile, they are normal. If they scowl, they are prude. 69 should always invoke a response. Only the unimaginative remain neutral, and the unimaginative are boring. 6/9 is also Donald Duck Day, but that’s not nearly as exciting.
Critically Rated at 6/9
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young