Oatmeal raisin cookies are cookies that are made with oatmeal and raisins. You usually find them at Grandma’s house. I don’t like oatmeal raisin cookies because they are deceptive. They try to look like chocolate chip cookies. That doesn’t sound so bad until you consider that chocolate chip cookies are among the best types of cookie and oatmeal raisin cookies are among the worst. There’s nothing more disappointing than taking a big bite of a chocolate chip cookie and discovering that it’s disgusting oatmeal raisin. You feel like you got duped and you did. You feel violated. You’re not sure if you’ll ever be able to trust another cookie again. You’re not sure if you want to. Oatmeal raisin cookies should be banned. I don’t know anybody who actually likes them. And I don’t want to know about it if you do.
Critically Rated at 3/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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