There’s nothing quite as exhilarating as driving the wrong way down a one way street. The sudden realization that you’re driving directly into oncoming traffic makes your heart skip a beat and your blood starts pumping. A quick reaction time and reacting swiftly without panicking is essential for surviving the situation. And you’re virtually helpless if you’re not behind the steering wheel. All you can do is try not to piss yourself and hope your driver doesn’t kill you. Dying kind of sucks, I try to avoid it.
If you’re going the right way on a one way street and encounter a dumbass driving the wrong way, you’re legally obliged to blast your horn and extend your middle finger. You have to call the driver out for being a moron and endangering your life. Make sure he knows that he fucked up and he fucked up badly. Make him feel bad.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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