If you went to public school and don’t know what the penis game is, you have failed in your education. The premise is simple. One player starts the game by quietly saying “Penis.” Then the next player says “Penis” a little louder. The next player says “Penis” even louder. The volume increases as the game goes on until they start screaming it at the top of their lungs. The whole point of the game is to disrupt the class and to piss off the teacher. Yes, it’s immature and imbecile, but it’s also fun as hell. The best way to win is to be fearless. Shout it loud and shout it proud. You want to bellow it out. Be theatrical. Really get into it. Only make sure you have someone to play against or else people will think you’re crazy.
Critically Rated at 11/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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