March 27th of each year is apparently National Joe Day, a holiday to celebrate all the Joes in your life. I know two Joes and three Joeys. I’m not sure if Joey counts, but I’ll still wish a Joey a happy National Joe Day just to be safe. Some people will say that National Joe Day is not a real holiday and that it’s a waste of time to go around honoring Joes. Those people are probably not named Joe. They are just jealous of Joes. I’m not jealous of Joes. I respect Joes. I even respect Joeys. I can’t respect Josephine though. She gets around.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young