Ejection Seat In a Helicopter

I remember watching a History Channel documentary when I was about ten or eleven years old. They mentioned an ejection seat in a helicopter and I immediately started laughing. I thought it was the best bad idea of all time. I pictured a pilot ejecting straight into the blades, splattering instantly like a water balloon in a blender, like shit hitting the fan. It still makes me laugh. I know that real helicopter ejection seats don’t work like that, and that’s almost a shame. An ejection seat in a helicopter. Think about it. Appreciate it.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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