February 14th is Valentine’s Day for people in happy relationships and Singles Awareness Day for everyone else. If you’re single and feeling lonely, I highly recommend avoiding Facebook for the day. You’ll find out that yet another ex is getting engaged while you cry alone on the couch, using your own tears as lubricant. Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark holiday, created by greeting card/candy companies to get consumers to consume more. At least that’s what I keep telling myself. No matter what I say, it still feels good to get a card from someone (even if it’s from my mom). I’m single. It’s not Valentine’s Day for me, but it’s still a holiday because Spring Training starts today. God, I love baseball. Valentine’s Day sucks though.
Critically Rated at 9/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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