Bolt Cutters

Bolt cutters are tools that you use to cut locks off of lockers. They have other uses too, but they are mostly used for cutting off locks in the break room. It’s the manager’s favorite job. They love snipping master locks off of abandoned lockers. They take pride in it. There is no such thing as privacy if there’s a pair of bolt cutters around. Bolt cutters are also dangerous. It’s easy to lose a fingertip or your manhood, so be careful while using them. You can’t be a redneck or a bike thief without owning a pair of bolt cutters. Bolt cutters. Get some. And then cut bolts.
Critically Rated at 11/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young