Using Up Abandoned Bottles of Shampoo

Anyone who has caught a glimpse of the bathroom in my apartment has realized that we have an insane amount of crap in the shower. There are a few half-empty bottles of body wash, facial scrub, shampoo, and conditioner that sit there unused and undisturbed, remnants from former roommates and ex-girlfriends. There’s even a mesh sponge with a dead spider in it. Really. You can’t make that shit up. And I’m tired of seeing all these forgotten hygienic products and I’m too cheap to simply throw them away, so I’ve been using them when I shower (not the dead spider sponge, I’m hoping that a houseguest uses that one). Using up abandoned bottles of shampoo might not be ideal, but it’s better than wasting it and dumping it into the garbage. I try to think of them as free samples, not as scavenging. And anything that saves you a few bucks these days can’t be that bad.

Critically Rated at 10/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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