You wake up on a Wednesday but you think that it’s Thursday for some reason. You go through the whole day thinking that it’s Thursday and that tomorrow is Friday and you start planning accordingly. You start thinking about grabbing some drinks with a few friends, maybe catching a flick at the cinema. And then someone says something that snaps you back into reality, and you realize with a groan that it’s still just Wednesday and you still have a few more days until freedom. You feel confused and jumbled, like it’s an early glimpse of Alzheimer’s. Don’t stress though. Everyone ends up forgetting what day it is at some point. You should be more worried if you’re forgetting what year it is. You’re either genuinely losing it or you’re a time traveller.
Critically Rated at 8/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young