Short Girls with Tall Guys

They say that opposites attract, but there’s something creepy about short girls with tall guys. She looks like a little girl and he looks like a pedophile. If the girl says that she doesn’t have daddy issues, she’s obviously lying. Short girls should go out with short guys. I’m not saying that because I’m a short guy. I’m just saying that because it makes sense. We can all agree that the guy should be the taller one in the relationship… and all these short girls going for tall guys is really disturbing the dating pool for short guys. We can’t compete with tall guys. They stretch things out and turn that that cave into a cavern (That’s a really fucked up joke. I hope you appreciate it).

Critically Rated at 6/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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