You want to consume chocolate in a liquid form, but you don’t want chocolate milk or a hot chocolate. Yoo-hoo is your only option. It’s a chocolate drink. It kind of tastes like chocolate milk, but it’s definitely not chocolate milk. Yoo-hoo is one of those drinks that you discover in a random corner store, and you get all excited because you haven’t had a Yoo-hoo in forever so you get it, and the first sip takes you back to your childhood. Then the next sip snaps you back to reality and you realize that you just paid 2 bucks for fake chocolate milk. It’s more chuggable than chocolate milk, but I wouldn’t recommend it. In fact, I wouldn’t recommend Yoo-hoo at all. There are better ways to waste money and upset your stomach.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young