It’s nearing the end of a long day and your back is feeling stiff and constricted. It’s time to crack it. You could crack it yourself using a chair or something, but it’s more fun to have somebody else crack it for you. Cracking backs is an oddly satisfying social interaction. You let some dude bear hug you from the back and lift you in the air, he shakes you around a little bit, you hear your back pop and feel instant relief, then you thank him for casually manhandling you. It’s kind of a weird custom. But it feels great. Some people pride themselves on their back cracking ability. Ask them to show off their skills and you’ll never need to go to a chiropractor again.
Critically Rated at 13/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young