If you drink a lot of fluids, you’ll eventually have to piss like a racehorse. And when you gotta go, you gotta go and there’s nothing that can stop the inevitable. At some point in your life you will have to take an emergency piss. That’s when you have to pee so bad that you can’t hold it and you end up taking a leak in a random place out of sheer desperation. You might pee in a bottle or on the side of the road. You might even resort to using a plastic bag or a kid’s sippy cup. Desperate times call for desperate measures and anything is better than pissing yourself. You do what you gotta do to stay dry. An emergency piss is nothing to be ashamed of, sometimes nature calls and you got to accept the charges.
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Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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Yeah, that was me the other day. I was stuck in highway traffic and needed to pee something terrible. I was hoping for a rest area, or someplace that had a ladies room I could use, but to no avail. I was doing the pee dance in my seat, hoping not to wet the seat. There was a roadside area of tall grass ahead, and I pulled over to the shoulder of the road and took advantage of the bit of privacy the grass offered. I knew people could tell that I was going to the bathroom, but I didn’t care at that stage. I squatted and immediately urinated with a powerful full stream. I can’t explain the relief that I felt.