I live in an apartment and my downstairs neighbors moved out. The landlord hired a maintenance crew to come in and do minor repairs and repaint the vacant apartment. And now the whole building smells like paint. I have every possible window open for ventilation and the paint fumes just seem to be getting worse. I feel like I’m stuck in the garage with the car engine running. To make matters worse, the sun has started setting and it’s getting colder but at least the paint fumes are starting to cloud my mind. I don’t think I’ll even feel the cold in the next few minutes. I probably shouldn’t be drinking a beer and smoking a bowl right now. It’s kind of a waste because these paint fumes have my head spinning in ways that drugs never could. So this is why people huff spray paint… I could get into this. Now excuse me while I pass out.
Critically Rated at 6/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young