ATM Machine

When smart people need money they go to the ATM. When dumb people need money they go to the ATM machine. I lose respect for anyone who says “ATM Machine.” It’s like they are going out of their way to be stupid. ATM usually stands for Automated Teller Machine, so you’re saying Automated Teller Machine Machine and that’s retarded. There is an exception: sometimes ATM stands for “Ass to Mouth.” If that’s the ATM you’re referring to, then it’s ok to say ATM machine. It’s acceptable as long as it’s descriptive and not redundant.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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