I woke up with a crick in my neck and a pain in my shoulder, all because I slept wrong last night. Apparently I can’t even sleep without fucking up. Sleeping wrong sucks because you’ll be sore all day and can’t complain about it. Other people are sore because they ran a half marathon, spent the day at the gym, or worked a double shift… they earned the right to complain. You lied down for 7 hours and expect sympathy. You might get pity, you don’t deserve sympathy.
Critically Rated at 7/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young