Temporary tattoos are fake tattoos that fade away after a few days or get scrubbed off with soap and water. They are popular with kids, hipsters and drunk people. You can get them in one of those quarter vending machines in front of the grocery store or in packs of Fruit Stripe Gum. You get your arm wet, stick the tattoo on for a minute or two, peel it off, and voila! A fucked up temporary tattoo! Those things never fucking work. Only half of the faux tat will show up or it will be all smudged and blurry. Even if it does work, the novelty of it wears off almost instantaneously. I sometimes wonder if anybody loved their temporary tattoo so much that they got a real tattoo of it. If I ever get one, I’m going to get a real Fake Tattoo tattoo.
Critically Rated at 11/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young